The environmental movement is killing the mood, but there is still hope...

The world is facing an epidemic. Every year, people are having less and less sex in cars. The time honoured tradition was once rampant with the bench seat featured in the massive American vehicles of the 1960s, but has been stifled by a combination of bucket seats, heavier traffic and smaller cars -- largely driven by the environmental movement. But all is not lost.

In this hilarious article in the Globe & Mail, Andrew Clark describes how vehicular sex can be salvaged, even in these troubling times. Just in time for Valentine's Day, too.

For those of you looking for a really good laugh (rare in the G&M) and maybe some 'driving' tips, I highly recommend reading "Your Valentine's Day guide to vehicular sex".