A good joke for the day. Something that was passed on to me from a friend.

Why the USA has Crisis

A Swiss doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You
guys are Way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him
in The White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for
work.'